ABC Song Re-do

Is it any wonder why kids have problems learning the letters, L, M, N, O, and P?  I was singing (or what I call singing...) the ABC song to Galina, and thought to myself that someone needs to re-do that song!  There are 2 parts of the song that need revision.  The first is the middle part, mentioned above.  And the second is at the very end, "...X, Y, and Z".  There is no "and" in the alphabet!  So when I sing it, I just draw out the Y a split second longer to compensate for the "and" that I omit.  The last part is no big deal, but that middle part is a real problem!  Listen to kids who have started singing the alphabet song, and at that part, they kinda just mumble something.