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Saturday, February 20, 2010
Silly Saturday
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me saying "Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday you'd forgiven me but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin achin shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me I've still got the rug burns on both my knees It's been three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurasawa I make mad films Okay, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Hey, did you like the commercial? I wasn't making fun, I thought you would like it. I hope you did. I'm posting something new at midnight that I hope you will check out. It's a try at poetry. I know, should be awful, LOL. Let me know if you like it.
I am living the charmed life - I have a wonderful husband (who is also a terrific father), and a beautiful daughter (who usually makes it very easy to be a mother). I have a handful of great friends that I would love to spend more time with, and I enjoy a good book, or a good movie.
Love it!!
ReplyDeleteLike Sting I'm tantric...best line ever! Especially since inappropriatesue knows EXACTLY what it means. Have an awesome day Shelle :)
ReplyDeleteThanks - you too!
ReplyDeleteShelle, at 7:00 P.M. tonight I have something going up that I think you will love. Let me know what you think when it posts!
ReplyDeleteHey, did you like the commercial? I wasn't making fun, I thought you would like it. I hope you did. I'm posting something new at midnight that I hope you will check out. It's a try at poetry. I know, should be awful, LOL. Let me know if you like it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I liked the commercial :)
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